OLD AS BALLS
That link leads to a random Wikipedia page. From your random page, the goal is to try and get to Hitler’s page through only following links. Don’t cheat and click on something you think won’t get you to the page, you have to try to reach it. You win if it takes you less than six clicks.
TWO CLICKS HOLLLA
is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament
because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life
If you look at the barrel, you will see the emerging muzzle flash. The bullet is immediately behind it, and is about to come spiraling out… fly across 100 meters of sand, and tear into the ribcage of a man trying to kill me first.
This picture captures the absolute last millisecond before my first confirmed kill.
It’s the last picture I have of me as an innocent human.
“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”
wrote their URL on a dollar bill and went out and spent it. Then if you ever found a dollar bill youd go to that tumblr and tell them how far its traveled. What if people started relationships because of it? My mind is crazy this late at night sorry. But I say we all do it… Ill go spend my dollar tomorrow.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS
This is so cute and catchy and weird and it takes forever to get to the point but that’s okay. xD
USB with anti-theft technology.
Plus you can enjoy baffling colleagues and friends by retrieving a tampon from your bag and jamming it into your computer.
I WANT IT OMG
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree